CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice (ya that's right;)
• Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas
• Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
• Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
• When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
• Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is

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