Wednesday, November 08, 2006

  • Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice (ya that's right;)
  • Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas
  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
  • Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
  • When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
  • Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is

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